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5 Mar 2010Having kids can be one of the best things that can ever happen to a person during their lives, however they can be quite a handful. Here is a little humor- Funny Quotes about Life and kids to help you parents during that time.
“Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” ~ Martin Mull
“Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.” ~ Fran Lebowitz
“I have just returned from a children’s party. I’m one of the survivors.” ~ Percy French
“There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother’s age.” ~ Benjamin Spock
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” ~ Franklin P. Jones
“In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.” ~ Erma Bombeck
Later on in life, when your kids have grown up, you may need to say a few words as their proud parent. Maybe this is their graduation, at their wedding, or at the birth of your grandchildren. Some Famous Quotes about Life can help you to add some humor to your speech.
“The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.” ~ Anonymous
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. ” ~ James Arthur Baldwin
“Children ask better questions than adults. “May I have a cookie?” “Why is the sky blue?” and “What does a cow say?” are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than “Where’s your manuscript?” Why haven’t you called?” and “Who’s your lawyer?”" ~ Fran Lebowitz
“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.” ~ Dave Barry
“The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and let the air out of the tires.” ~ Dorothy Parker
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